and just when I was on the point of saying

that OK I get the point, he eats, sleeps, excretes and that's it, can we move on to stage 2 please, he suddenly flips over onto his stomach and looks suprised at himself. Or he gives one of those big smiles that start at the top of his head and the tips of his ears, and works all the way down via eyes, nose (yes, nose) and mouth and ends up at his toes and fingertips, and all is well.